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July 31st
When I had first arrived in the land of E-Sim years ago now, I thought this game had something more to offer, more to give, more to become. Little did I know of the downward spiral that was heading my way. See back in my day we could pay for premium accounts with gold, not money. This was a prosperous time when pay for play was not the only way one could achieve some extra experience. People were buying, people were selling, but now its all gay. They have successfully turned the gold gay. The gold used to be straight forward, the premium was something nice to have, and everything else was all a part of it. When the thugs at e-sim decided to take using gold for premium down, we knew it was the beginning of the end but it did not stop there.
Soon before we knew it everything was gay, there are people in the Suna server right now with more than 1 000 000 gold and like 1000 medkits just kind of sitting away gayly being all like man why would I even fight the war its just so gay now. But I digress. They (the admins) responded quickly to the banning of buying premium with gold by immediately having a tournament and league every other day. THATS A GREAT IDEA! LETS MAKE GOLD WORTH NOTHING NOW!
But wait, theres more
Now with gay little nukes and gay little tanks being built up everywhere all over the place, it is certainly all leading to some sort of epic conclusion in which a world war will happen and everyone will think its gay and probably just stop playing. This game is being killed from the inside and it started a long time ago. The bar has sunk so low now. I fear not even James Cameron could bring it back up.
But there is a new hope, a new country, a new people. The ethnic Kekistanis can make this game great again! We shal instill, we will persevere and develop Sh*t Lords who will travel far and wide. There is no force that can stop us. We are the terra incognita. We cannot be conquered, we cannot be invaded and we cannot be divided. There is no occupying force we can not overcome, and the only way we could be defeated is the mere lack of our spirit! OUR WILL! OUR MEMES! OUR FLAME SHALL LIGHT THE WAY FOR OTHERES TO SEE THAT THIS IS THE BEGINNING OF THE END! WE WILL FIGHT INTO THE OBLIVION ASKING FOR VAL HALLA, ASKING FOR SKILL SHOTS, WHILE KNOWING FULL WELL THAT HERE ON THIS EARTH, THE SH*T LORDS MUST TRULY BE US! WE ASK YOU TO FIGHT FOR YOUR RIGHTS! WE ARE KEKISTAN! IN US KEKISTAN IS BURNING AND BEHIND US KEKISTAN FOLLOWS.
About the game:
USA as a world power? In E-Sim it is possible!
In E-Sim we have a huge, living world, which is a mirror copy of the Earth. Well, maybe not completely mirrored, because the balance of power in this virtual world looks a bit different than in real life. In E-Sim, USA does not have to be a world superpower, It can be efficiently managed as a much smaller country that has entrepreneurial citizens that support it's foundation. Everything depends on the players themselves and how they decide to shape the political map of the game.
Work for the good of your country and see it rise to an empire.
Activities in this game are divided into several modules. First is the economy as a citizen in a country of your choice you must work to earn money, which you will get to spend for example, on food or purchase of weapons which are critical for your progress as a fighter. You will work in either private companies which are owned by players or government companies which are owned by the state. After progressing in the game you will finally get the opportunity to set up your own business and hire other players. If it prospers, we can even change it into a joint-stock company and enter the stock market and get even more money in this way.
In E-Sim, international wars are nothing out of the ordinary.
Become an influential politician.
The second module is a politics. Just like in real life politics in E-Sim are an extremely powerful tool that can be used for your own purposes. From time to time there are elections in the game in which you will not only vote, but also have the ability to run for the head of the party you're in. You can also apply for congress, where once elected you will be given the right to vote on laws proposed by your fellow congress members or your president and propose laws yourself. Voting on laws is important for your country as it can shape the lives of those around you. You can also try to become the head of a given party, and even take part in presidential elections and decide on the shape of the foreign policy of a given state (for example, who to declare war on). Career in politics is obviously not easy and in order to succeed in it, you have to have a good plan and compete for the votes of voters.
You can go bankrupt or become a rich man while playing the stock market.
The international war.
The last and probably the most important module is military. In E-Sim, countries are constantly fighting each other for control over territories which in return grant them access to more valuable raw materials. For this purpose, they form alliances, they fight international wars, but they also have to deal with, for example, uprisings in conquered countries or civil wars, which may explode on their territory. You can also take part in these clashes, although you are also given the opportunity to lead a life as a pacifist who focuses on other activities in the game (for example, running a successful newspaper or selling products).
At the auction you can sell or buy your dream inventory.
E-Sim is a unique browser game. It's creators ensured realistic representation of the mechanisms present in the real world and gave all power to the players who shape the image of the virtual Earth according to their own. So come and join them and help your country achieve its full potential.
Invest, produce and sell - be an entrepreneur in E-Sim.
Take part in numerous events for the E-Sim community.